Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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