you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have demons in me.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Come on in and take your pants off
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