My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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