I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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