I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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