i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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