Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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