No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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