Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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