at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Umm I'm too high to move.
Where is the hickey?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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