Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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