ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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