I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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