so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
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