you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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