JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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