dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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