I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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