New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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