Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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