I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
