We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Randomize
