Jerry, you need to find god
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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