my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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