After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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