You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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