Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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