we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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