when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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