I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Who put my cat in the fridge?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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