At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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