If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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