Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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