How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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