apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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