But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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