I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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