I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Shame - the story of my life.
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