Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dicks are not precious.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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