Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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