Don't you send me to vm
I think im going to throw up on grandma
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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