Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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