I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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