So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I intend to get homeless drunk
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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