Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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