question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
