yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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