She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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