My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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