I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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