He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
