Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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