So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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