There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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