Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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