Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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