So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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