Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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