is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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