What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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